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‐ Hey, mama. ‐ Hello, hubby.
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Hang up your hammer and
help me pick our new bed.
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Uh, no, you decide, baby.
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I'm cool with it as long as my
feet don't hang over the edge
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and my hands can
always reach you.
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Oh, no. This is our first
bed as husband and wife.
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Future generations of Jones's
will be conceived on this bed.
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Or near it.
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Oh, my.
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So, like a Jones family
launching pad, huh?
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Alright, then. Okay,
alright, check this out.
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"Midnight Confessions.
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"It centrally contours to
the curves of your body.
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"It moves as you move
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night after night after night."
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Uh, look here, mama, uh
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can we put this decision
off for a little while?
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‐ I'm right behind you, daddy.
‐ Let's go..
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Single ♪
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♪ Ooh and in a
90's kinda world ♪
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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ What? ♪
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♪ Keep your head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪
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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight with ♪
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♪ My homegirls standing
to my left and my right ♪
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♪ True blue it tight like glue ♪
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♪ We are living ♪
♪ Check check check it out ♪
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♪ Check check check it out ♪
♪ Single ♪
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♪ What you want no
free position girl ♪
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♪ Haaa ♪
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Oh, come on, Max, I thought
we were going out tonight.
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I'm not watching another one
of your damn bootleg videos.
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Oh, come on, now, look,
I have spent the week
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defending the scum who commit
every heinous crime imaginable.
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Now I need to get as far away
from that world as possible.
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Here.
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"Blood Bath On Seventh Avenue?"
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Alright, I'll cue it
up, you pop the corn.
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Alright.
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[knock on door]
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Aren't you the enchantress
this evenin'?
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Yeah, flatter me all you want
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but you're not getting
Friday off, Russell.
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Erykah Badu's birthday is
not a religious holiday.
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Actually, I'm here
to pick up Tripp
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for a night of good, clean fun.
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Unless, of course, we
find some loose women.
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Ooh!
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Why is he in the house?
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Ohh, my little puffed‐up pastry.
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For years I've dreamed of
you in a dress like that.
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Only the top was lower and
the bottom was higher.
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Actually, in my dream,
it was just a belt.
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This view is not for you, alright?
It's for Norwood.
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The man who has wined and dined
me for five fabulous weeks.
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He deserves it.
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And it looks like
he gonna get it.
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Khadijah, that is so crass.
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And right on the money, girl.
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[knock on door]
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[sighs]
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Regine, that dress is on fire.
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This old thing?
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Well, hi, Kingston.
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Oh, I see daddy gave you
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the Gucci collar I bought
to match my shoes.
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Few more matching accessories
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and daddy won't be able
to tell them apart.
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Come on, honey, we should
get to the restaurant.
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I think I hear Kingston's
little tummy growling.
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That's it.
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Tomorrow I hit the pet store
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and pick up a tuxedo
for my iguana.
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♪ Oh she's a woman ♪
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What's up, Russ? How're
you feelin', man?
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‐ You ready to break?
‐ Yeah, man, yeah.
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Ah, so, ladies, would
you take me home?
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You are home. Now, get out.
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Yeah, man, come on,
let's get there
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before all the robust
women are taken.
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Cool, cool, cool. But
now, remember the drill.
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Now, if a fine honey is hoverin'
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I'm a successful songwriter
and you're my manager.
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But if she's a beast,
I work at Mickey D's
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and you're my fiance.
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Got it? Let's do this.
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[instrumental music]
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[laughing]
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Step lively, fly girl.
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[music stops]
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Hey, hey, look here.
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I'm gonna let that one slide,
seein' as though tonight
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I'll be hugging my woman
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while you two will
be hugging pillows.
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Look, loose the dusters, man.
Alright?
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I happen to have a hook‐up to
a very private gaming club.
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I'm talkin' blackjack,
roulette, craps
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and a little thing we like to call...
poker.
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Ooh. Man, you know
I love my poker
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but I'm gonna have to pass.
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Synclaire's been so busy
with those rehearsals
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we haven't been
together in weeks.
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Hi, Obie. Hi, fellas.
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Yeah. You two don't
waste any time, do you?
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Well, check it out.
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If you come up for air
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the password is on the back.
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‐ Oh, okay. ‐ Alright, bro.
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"Mahi‐mahi?"
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Yeah, man, it used
to be a fish market.
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Now I'm the catch of the day.
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[instrumental music]
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Hola. Me llamo Marisol,
the manicurist.
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Listen, papi, you want I
could clip your cuticles
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or something like that?
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Well, why don't we just start
off with a little pedicure
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and see where that
takes us, mamacita?
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Ohh, I forgot to
tell you, didn't I?
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Oh, well, the director
called a rehearsal
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and I've gotta be there.
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And look, you went through all
this trouble, didn't you?
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Oh..
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Ah, no, no trouble really.
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[microwave dings]
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That would be my souffle.
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Damn, I can't believe the killer
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is on the A‐train
packing a chainsaw.
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Ten to one, that accountant
is giving up his seat.
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[man on TV screams]
Ooh, and his ear!
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Oh, and his nose!
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And the head!
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[gasping]
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You're home early.
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Hey, I thought you was givin' up
the nah‐nah to Norwood tonight.
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I'm not even going to dignify
that with a response.
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Except to say, it
wasn't my fault.
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Did he want you to dress
him up in a bonnet
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and spank him and give him
time‐out for bein' naughty?
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Why do men like that?
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There we were, right? Okay.
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Soft music, candlelight
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and just we are
about to get to it
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I look across the room into
pair of beady little eyes.
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The damn dog was watchin' us!
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Eew.
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Let me go on record, this
is a sick relationship
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even for you.
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Kick Snoopy to the curb.
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I don't know, but he's got it
goin' on in every other way.
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Maybe we just never get naked.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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No.
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Look, Regine, just
be upfront with him.
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Tell him you're not down
with his peepin' dog.
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Funny, I didn't think you had
a problem with an audience
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considering that your mother
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caught you and your boyfriend
getting busy on the roof.
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[laughing]
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Oh, when are you guys
gonna just let that go?
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Ah, when it stops
being so funny.
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‐ Yeah? ‐ "Mahi‐mahi."
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[chuckles]
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Perhaps you didn't hear me
when I said it the last time.
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I said, "Mahi‐mahi."
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That was yesterday's fish.
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Man, I can't believe Tripp
gave me the wrong damn fish.
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Wa‐hold on, hold up. You
Tripp's boy, Overton?
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‐ Yeah. ‐ The one on lockdown?
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'Come on in.'
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[indistinct chattering]
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Well, well, Mr. Newly
Wed is steppin' out.
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Lucky in love, but is
he lucky in cards?
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You see, when you're as smooth
as I am, it's called skills.
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‐ Is that right? ‐ Mm‐hm.
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Well, let's see if we
can turn those "Skills"
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into some dollar bills, huh?
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‐ Huh, big man? ‐ Yeah, man.
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00:09:01,297 --> 00:09:02,693
Well, I think I
hear a poker table
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callin' my name right now.
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00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:07,126
Uh, be right with you, sugar.
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Damn, what it take to get
some action around here?
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All you need is a
strong back, big papa.
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Uh, that's funny
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that's what my wife
was sayin' to me
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this morning, in our house,
where we live, together
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very much in love.
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I, on the other hand,
am delicious, desirable
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and definitely available.
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There's not enough
tequila in the house.
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For most men, that
was a rejection.
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Mm‐hmm.
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For Russell Montego, it was
merely the openin' round.
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Round two.
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Hose me down, I'm hot!
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00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:55,560
Oh, no, Mrs. Jacobs.
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I never expected to see the
head of the neighborhood watch
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in a place like this.
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It's not my neighborhood.
200
00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,266
Sit on down.
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00:10:03,333 --> 00:10:07,200
This table's hotter than a fry
pan in a fat lady's kitchen.
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00:10:07,266 --> 00:10:09,166
In that case, deal me in.
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00:10:09,233 --> 00:10:11,100
I'll win enough money
for a sturdy headboard
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for our new bed.
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00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,333
Shoot. Look here, I'll
take some chips from you.
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00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:17,033
Let me get a cognac from you.
I want top shelf.
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00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:19,260
I don't want any of the house
brand stuff, you hear me?
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00:10:19,284 --> 00:10:20,884
Come on, handle it. Alright.
209
00:10:21,766 --> 00:10:23,500
Okay, look, we went
out for milkshakes
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00:10:23,566 --> 00:10:25,966
and we got attacked by
six thugs with crowbars.
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00:10:28,200 --> 00:10:29,866
You can't lie to your wife, man.
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00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:32,000
Oh, no, no, I want
you to do that.
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00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:39,300
Hola, mis amigos. Donde
esta la biblioteca?
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00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:42,366
Sorry, that's all I know.
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00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,900
Hey, sweet, understanding wife
of mine, how was rehearsal?
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00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,433
Oh, it was great.
217
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:49,780
We went out for
coffee afterwards
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00:10:49,804 --> 00:10:52,366
and we did improv right
there in the diner.
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00:10:52,433 --> 00:10:54,166
They kicked us out but
I made $3 in tips.
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00:10:54,233 --> 00:10:55,333
[chuckling]
221
00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:57,166
So what did you two
guys do tonight?
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00:10:57,233 --> 00:11:00,373
Synclaire, we went to a
gambling club, okay?
223
00:11:01,806 --> 00:11:05,806
Really? Well, uh, how
did you do, Obie?
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00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:08,540
Did I hear my mama callin' me?
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00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:09,873
Adios.
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00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:15,873
Synclaire, the most amazing
thing happened tonight.
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00:11:15,940 --> 00:11:18,006
Overton, how much did you lose?
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00:11:18,073 --> 00:11:20,806
Child, we lost the apartment.
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00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:24,040
Oh, my.. Oh, my God.
We're homeless?
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00:11:24,106 --> 00:11:26,340
Oh, you see, see, actually
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00:11:26,406 --> 00:11:28,640
we only lost the money we
set aside for the bed.
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00:11:28,706 --> 00:11:32,006
It seems insignificant by
comparison, doesn't it?
233
00:11:32,073 --> 00:11:34,973
You gambled away our bed money?
234
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:36,640
I'm sorry, baby, I
made a mistake.
235
00:11:36,706 --> 00:11:38,773
I‐I shouldn't have hit
that soft seventeen.
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00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:42,240
Overton, what's this?
237
00:11:42,306 --> 00:11:45,406
Fifty‐eight more payments
over the next five years.
238
00:11:47,106 --> 00:11:48,440
It's a symbol of our union
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00:11:48,506 --> 00:11:50,206
of our responsibility
to one another.
240
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:53,006
I never would have spent money
without checking with you first.
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00:11:53,073 --> 00:11:54,940
That is what married people do.
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00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,106
Oh, look here, girl.
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00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:58,013
Don't talk to me about
what married couples do.
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00:11:58,037 --> 00:12:01,480
I'm the one out every night
playing Betty, the blow dryer.
245
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:04,013
Oh, don't you go there, senor.
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00:12:04,080 --> 00:12:06,180
I'm just trying to
help my career.
247
00:12:06,246 --> 00:12:08,446
I just wanted to have
a romantic evenin'.
248
00:12:08,513 --> 00:12:11,580
But you want to hang out
with your thespian friends.
249
00:12:11,646 --> 00:12:14,080
So when my boys come around,
what I'm supposed to do?
250
00:12:14,146 --> 00:12:16,380
Sit here and cry
into my souffle?
251
00:12:16,446 --> 00:12:18,880
Goin' out with the
boys is one thing
252
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:22,646
gambling away our
furniture is just..
253
00:12:22,713 --> 00:12:25,246
You know, I'm just gonna say it.
It's stupid!
254
00:12:27,313 --> 00:12:30,346
Look, baby, arguin' is
not gonna fix anything.
255
00:12:30,413 --> 00:12:32,380
Just come on over here
and let's come up
256
00:12:32,446 --> 00:12:34,086
with a plan, so we can
get our money back.
257
00:12:34,110 --> 00:12:35,444
‐ Take minute to
just‐‐ ‐ No, no.
258
00:12:35,510 --> 00:12:36,980
You lost this money by yourself
259
00:12:37,046 --> 00:12:38,980
you figure out a way to
get it back by yourself
260
00:12:39,046 --> 00:12:40,480
gambler man!
261
00:12:42,346 --> 00:12:43,646
[sighs]
262
00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:48,746
Oh‐oh, is this another thing
married couples do? Sleep alone?
263
00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:57,446
Sorry I had to bring
you into this, Hoss.
264
00:13:02,553 --> 00:13:04,186
Pass the cereal, please.
265
00:13:07,253 --> 00:13:08,853
Ohh, what, d‐don't
we have the kind
266
00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:10,853
with the dancing
bananas on the box?
267
00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:13,653
We did when you lived here
268
00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:17,020
but you got married and
moved out, remember?
269
00:13:17,086 --> 00:13:18,806
Yeah, girl, the groceries
are for the people
270
00:13:18,853 --> 00:13:20,220
who live here.
271
00:13:22,386 --> 00:13:25,253
You two have no idea
how hard marriage is.
272
00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:27,120
You‐you‐you date
somebody for three years
273
00:13:27,186 --> 00:13:29,186
you think you know him,
and then you find out
274
00:13:29,253 --> 00:13:31,220
he‐he refrigerates
his drill bits
275
00:13:31,286 --> 00:13:33,386
and hates when you drink
milk out of a carton.
276
00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,886
You know, for the record,
we don't like that either.
277
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,453
Worst of all
278
00:13:41,520 --> 00:13:43,120
he has a mistress.
279
00:13:44,486 --> 00:13:45,753
Gambling.
280
00:13:48,353 --> 00:13:52,453
Synclaire, I mean, the man had
one night of bad judgment.
281
00:13:52,520 --> 00:13:55,053
I mean, don't nobody hit
on a soft seventeen.
282
00:13:55,120 --> 00:13:56,686
But he did apologize.
283
00:13:58,586 --> 00:14:00,393
What, girl, you think I
was too hard on him?
284
00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:03,560
No way, baby. Love
is a battlefield.
285
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:06,460
Now, look, you start
waving that white flag
286
00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:08,726
he'll take your hill.
287
00:14:08,793 --> 00:14:10,273
What you need to do
is put on a helmet
288
00:14:10,297 --> 00:14:12,297
grab an Uzi and
take no prisoners.
289
00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:16,360
Now, look, you're not exactly
squeaky clean, Synclaire.
290
00:14:16,426 --> 00:14:19,893
It wasn't the man's first choice
to go out gamblin' at night.
291
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,360
You walked out on a souffle.
292
00:14:23,760 --> 00:14:25,226
I did, didn't I?
293
00:14:25,293 --> 00:14:26,933
And from the smell of
the garbage disposal
294
00:14:26,957 --> 00:14:28,857
it was grand marnier.
295
00:14:43,193 --> 00:14:45,226
‐ Uh, Norwood, um.. ‐ Mm.
296
00:14:45,293 --> 00:14:47,060
Dear, do you think maybe, um
297
00:14:47,126 --> 00:14:50,626
that Kingston would be more
comfortable out on the terrace?
298
00:14:51,926 --> 00:14:53,493
Oh, heavens, no.
299
00:14:54,693 --> 00:14:57,260
The night air will play
havoc with his sinuses.
300
00:14:59,826 --> 00:15:03,766
Darling, what do you say I
pop open a bottle of Dom?
301
00:15:03,833 --> 00:15:05,533
It'll help relax us both.
302
00:15:06,600 --> 00:15:09,000
Daddy'll be right
back, Kingston.
303
00:15:17,866 --> 00:15:19,400
What are you looking at, dog?
304
00:15:26,833 --> 00:15:28,566
Oh, it's like that, huh?
305
00:15:28,633 --> 00:15:30,500
You, give me, give me.
306
00:15:30,566 --> 00:15:33,800
Give me my damn bra back,
you raggedy dust mop.
307
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:36,066
[growling]
308
00:15:36,133 --> 00:15:40,666
O‐okay. Fine. Fine. Two can
play this little game with you.
309
00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:44,633
[squeaking]
310
00:15:45,133 --> 00:15:46,133
Hah!
311
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,600
[chuckling]
312
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:54,266
Uh, oh‐oh, oh, how nice.
Mm, so good.
313
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,200
Will Kingston like
314
00:15:56,266 --> 00:15:59,440
a nice piece of chocolate, hmm?
315
00:15:59,506 --> 00:16:01,073
Mm‐mmm.
316
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,473
Something so good.
317
00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:06,206
Hah! Fetch, you miserable mutt!
318
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,773
[chuckles]
319
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,140
I hope you haven't
started without me.
320
00:16:22,006 --> 00:16:23,540
[banging on door]
321
00:16:23,606 --> 00:16:24,806
What was that?
322
00:16:24,873 --> 00:16:28,440
Mm, mm, it's just the, just
the, the beating of my heart.
323
00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:29,706
Listen. Mm.
324
00:16:29,773 --> 00:16:31,140
[banging on door]
325
00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:32,140
Kingston?
326
00:16:32,206 --> 00:16:33,240
[Kingston whimpering]
327
00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:34,573
Kingston?
328
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,540
Oh, you crazy dog
329
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,006
locking yourself
in the bathroom.
330
00:16:45,773 --> 00:16:48,740
Now, where were we?
331
00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,873
‐ Hello. ‐ Hello.
332
00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:03,080
No post‐rehearsal
chit‐chat tonight?
333
00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:06,180
Nope. No hangin'
out with the boys?
334
00:17:06,246 --> 00:17:09,546
No. Just me and Hoss
here kickin' it.
335
00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,313
Well, can I get you something?
336
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:14,546
A sandwich? A beer?
337
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:16,513
An apology?
338
00:17:16,580 --> 00:17:18,646
Oh..
339
00:17:18,713 --> 00:17:20,713
Come on, girl, you don't
have to apologize.
340
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:23,046
I'm the one that lost our money.
341
00:17:23,113 --> 00:17:25,813
Yeah, but I shouldn't have
thrown you out of our bedroom.
342
00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:27,180
I paid for it too.
343
00:17:27,246 --> 00:17:29,686
One of those spring on that old
mattress caught me in the ass.
344
00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:30,746
Ooh.
345
00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:33,246
[doorbell rings]
346
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,646
Oh, well, I have a
lovely surprise
347
00:17:35,713 --> 00:17:39,213
that would dull the pain in
your beautiful posterior.
348
00:17:42,113 --> 00:17:45,280
Uh, delivery for Overton Jones.
Sign here, please.
349
00:17:45,346 --> 00:17:47,613
‐ 'Alright.' ‐ Is that
what I think it is?
350
00:17:47,680 --> 00:17:50,413
Yeah, baby. Midnight
Confessions.
351
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:53,746
Now you got a legitimate excuse
to talk dirty to me, mama.
352
00:17:55,213 --> 00:17:56,946
‐ Newly‐weds, right?
‐ 'Yeah, yeah.'
353
00:17:57,013 --> 00:17:58,846
Oh, anyway, bedroom's that way.
354
00:17:58,913 --> 00:18:00,886
Uh, set it up right next
to that giant troll.
355
00:18:00,953 --> 00:18:03,020
‐ You'll see it. ‐ Alright.
356
00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:05,520
Overton, wh‐where did you get
the money to get this mattress?
357
00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:08,186
Oh, my good.. You didn't go back
to the den of sin, did you?
358
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,920
No, no, relax, baby. I sold
my old leather jacket.
359
00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:13,720
You know the one I said I
wanted to get buried in.
360
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:14,886
Yeah, right down there.
361
00:18:14,953 --> 00:18:17,920
Well, I have a little
surprise for you too.
362
00:18:17,986 --> 00:18:20,286
I got halfway to
rehearsal and I realized
363
00:18:20,353 --> 00:18:22,220
I'd rather be home with my man.
364
00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:24,553
Oh..
365
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:27,986
That's the best present you
could ever give me, Marisol.
366
00:18:28,053 --> 00:18:29,853
No, papi, the best
is yet to come.
367
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:31,153
Mmm.
368
00:18:32,886 --> 00:18:34,253
Morning.
369
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,720
Wait a minute. You have
something on your arm.
370
00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,086
Oh, it's just a flea.
371
00:18:43,220 --> 00:18:45,153
Well, I guess when you
lie down with dogs..
372
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,320
[laughing]
373
00:18:48,386 --> 00:18:52,153
For your information, I broke
up with Norwood last night.
374
00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:55,553
I told him that it was
either me or Kingston.
375
00:18:55,620 --> 00:18:57,886
So, I take it he went with the
one that was housebroken?
376
00:19:00,926 --> 00:19:03,993
You knew she had the gun and
yet you gave her the bullet.
377
00:19:05,093 --> 00:19:07,193
[knock on door]
378
00:19:07,260 --> 00:19:09,793
Norwood, if you've come
to beg back into my life
379
00:19:09,860 --> 00:19:11,160
I'm sorry, it's too late.
380
00:19:11,226 --> 00:19:14,393
Regine, uh, Kingston's
in the hospital
381
00:19:14,460 --> 00:19:16,493
[crying] with
chocolate poisoning.
382
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,326
Chocolate poisoning? What‐what,
d‐d‐dogs can't eat chocolate?
383
00:19:23,993 --> 00:19:26,760
No, no, no, I‐it messes
with their little systems.
384
00:19:26,826 --> 00:19:29,193
S‐see, I‐I don't even know
how he got his paws on it.
385
00:19:29,260 --> 00:19:31,760
I‐I don't even keep
chocolate in the house.
386
00:19:35,626 --> 00:19:39,326
Hmm. Sounds suspicious.
387
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:44,526
Um, look, does, uh,
Kingston have any enemies?
388
00:19:48,326 --> 00:19:50,693
Come on, Max, now,
who, who wouldn't love
389
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,426
that adorable little wiggins?
390
00:19:52,493 --> 00:19:53,926
Dah, you'd be surprised.
391
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,826
All you need is a
motive, say jealousy
392
00:19:55,893 --> 00:19:57,326
and, uh, opportunity.
393
00:19:57,393 --> 00:19:59,093
Norwood..
394
00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:02,800
Who has been in your
apartment recently?
395
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:11,200
Regine, I am so sorry
about last night.
396
00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:13,900
But I desperately need you
in my life right now.
397
00:20:13,966 --> 00:20:15,766
My Kingston could die.
398
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:19,700
Really?
399
00:20:21,966 --> 00:20:24,300
I'm here for you, baby.
400
00:20:24,366 --> 00:20:28,766
Mm, now, we will miss Kingston..
401
00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:31,733
But we will get through
this together.
402
00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:33,166
[telephone ringing]
403
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,800
Hello. Yes.
404
00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:40,173
You are going straight to hell.
405
00:20:40,197 --> 00:20:42,430
You gonna burn forever, girl.
You burning.
406
00:20:43,566 --> 00:20:44,733
It was an accident, alright.
407
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,433
It was an accident that nobody
408
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,033
is going to find
out about, right?
409
00:20:49,100 --> 00:20:50,533
‐ Dog killer. ‐ Shut up!
410
00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:54,100
Hey, everybody,
I‐it's a miracle.
411
00:20:54,166 --> 00:20:56,500
The‐the doctor say that
Kingston's gonna make it.
412
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,006
I guess all of our good
thoughts paid off.
413
00:21:03,073 --> 00:21:04,606
[laughs] Right.
414
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,940
Isn't this wonderful, Regine?
415
00:21:09,006 --> 00:21:10,773
Yeah, it's‐it's wonderful.
416
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:13,706
Oh, yeah, oh, it's‐it's wonderful.
Y‐no.
417
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:18,306
Oh, it is so wonderful.
Ooh, it's wonderful.
418
00:21:18,373 --> 00:21:20,273
‐ It's so, so wonderful.
‐ But‐‐.
419
00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:22,406
You two have a wonderful
life together.
420
00:21:22,473 --> 00:21:24,106
‐ But.. ‐ Freak.
421
00:21:25,906 --> 00:21:27,386
Well, look on the
bright side, Regine.
422
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:30,940
I mean, in ten years
the dog will be dead..
423
00:21:31,006 --> 00:21:32,506
And you'll still be single.
424
00:21:33,706 --> 00:21:35,306
[laughing]
425
00:21:44,506 --> 00:21:46,206
Ooh, I thought that was the dog!
426
00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:47,906
[laughing]
427
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,273
I've spent the week
defending scum who de..
428
00:21:53,340 --> 00:21:56,306
They commit every
crime imaginable.
429
00:21:56,373 --> 00:21:58,306
[laughing]
430
00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:02,446
I would've rolled with it
till you looked at me!
431
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,246
Your paws is on my nightie.
432
00:22:11,713 --> 00:22:13,246
(female ♫1) Woo‐hoo.